DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
This is Tumblr
It will change your life forever.
I think this is the most notes i have seen on one of my post.
This is so beautifully accurate
and i love how it’s dan.
we are all dans in the end
(Source: danisnotonifiire)

The all wise, all powerful “God” as seen by rednecks…
I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes. I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare. I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities. I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes. I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential. I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”
idso:
Benedict Cumberbatch - 2004 vs 2013
Awww…
he does age well doesn’t he?
Like fine wine… Wine you want to have sex with
Mindcrack Prank Wars - EP17 - Candy Coating (by VintageBeef)
Mindcrack Prank Wars - EP15 - A Baaaaaaaaad Day (by VintageBeef)
oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet!

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fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch
i tried it guise it didn’t work
It only works if you’re half vulcan.
(Source: zuulie)